Can It Be India Without The Sarees?

Of course it can't be =) The above saree amazingly costs 40lakhs rupees. That's 400,000rps. That's RM30k. HAhahaha~ Last weekend also, Lyvia, Seeteng & Vicky went to Wedding Palace in Udupi to shop for saree. I had no idea what was my role. But i tagged along.
The last time i was thr.. I bought a saree for my mum. Hahaha. But this time.. the girls bought more things than me. Shame on me =( Hahaha was super tempted to buy some tho.. Luckily i controled my urges~ I rly like the top one. The black n red trims. And so i made her buy it =) HAHAHAHAHA
This one also damn lawa. Not very generic saree cuz the top and btm have diff styled prints. keke~ And also it looks like a zirafah =s
I personally think Saree is one of the most beautiful traditional costumes. And also cuz it's shiny =s I'm like a moth, drawn to shiny objects.. I'm cursed =(
Lyvia paling teruk.. People all buy one, she bought 4. Mind you, sarees are not cheap. Especially these with sequins. Also the intricasy of the work and difficulty of their patterns. These sarees range from RM150-Rm400 easily. Haha. But cuz she got twin sister ma.. if she only buy for herself, wait her sis jeles.. Susah tu~
Haha. I think the total bill was more than 10,000 rupees lor. What a great way to clear the accounts before we leave home =)

*I wan a shiny one*

All Pack'd Up~

On Sunday, we submitted all our boxes to b shipped off. Haha I only got 6 boxes la.. But then i kinda borrowed 1 whole box space from Seeteng. Means i got 7. Hehe. Which took me forever to pack =.= BUt glad i'm over that. And now can focus on going home. Of course there's still alot of small details to be completed. Which can be a tedious. V malas u noe..

3 more days... =) just 3 more days and i'll be leaving this place =) Hahaha can't wait~ I can't think of anything that i need to do badly before i leave this place... Hmmm~ I shud try boating in this tiny river. Hmmm~

p/s: hahaha and yes i camwhored wit my extra boxes and bubble wrap =.= did u expect me not to? HAHAH~

*Balik Kampong~*

Some Pics To Share~

We went to End Point, the same from the previous post, and took some shots. Haha I kinda like the outcome la.. It's very erm.. Catalog =) Hahha. Like this pic.. I honestly think it shud be the next Manipal Poster.. Have u seen our current ones? Gosh~ So ugly =)
A group of indian ppl taking photo wit us.. hahaha Seriously, even when we go for hols, these indian ppl like to grab us non indians to tk photo with them =p Hahaha~

One of my fave shot.. Miya's fake intentional laugh =) Kakkaa~ captures the real kuku-ess inside of her
Our another fake version of Korean Soap poster. Lol! Oh and there's like some mayjah korean wave heating up every girl in my class. Too bad i dun watch asian dramas.. Too sloppy =)
We met one of my fave lecturer. Dr Vinod. Hehe I have always respected Dr Vinod on a personal level. He's just an open minded awesome guy =) And his son is drawn to the camera =.= While his dad tells us about his son's missing tooth =.=
Thanks Kashin for ur camera =) I had a blast using it =) Kekekek!

Ending Point~

My journey here in India is coming to an End.. This coming Friday, i'll be leavin Manipal for good. It is bitter sweet. Mainly sweet, because everyone one knows how much i love *rolls eye* Manipal & India =) I took some time off my Friday, and went to End Point, a place i've always went. Initially, i wanted it to be an event where my friends and I can share. But everyone's too busy in their own thing and so it ended up with the 5 of us. Which was still awesome, because they're those few people in Manipal that allows me to be me. And I'm quite a hands full.
I'm rly glad to have met some of the smartest and most genuine people here.. They've humbled me and inspire me to be better. I've grown up so much here.. I've did things I never thought i'll do in a million years. I've learn to be more comfortable in my own glittery skin. I'm not perfect... yet~ I'm still working on it =)
I've met some of the most idiotic and obnoxious people too. They've made me realise why i love myself. I made better decisions, and speak my mind.. perhaps a little too much.. Again, not perfect, workin on it =p There's many people that i think are really really stupid.. And i mean it in the nicest way.. But u're really really stupid =)

I can't help to think but I came to india as a teenager. And now, i'll be leaving as a a really old teenager =.= Gosh.. 22 does nothing to ur youth. And heck~ There's nothing joyous about getting old.. Haha~ I can't wait to be back in Malaysia. There's alot of people here i refuse to deal with in the future. And there's alot more new people I can't wait to meet. Especially you =)

*Ending, Ending, End*

Jail'd~

The high court of India has sentence Aaron Ng into lifetime imprisonment for the following charges:

• Extreme bitchiness (eg: Walks up to pregnant lady in obstetric ward, 'I think u're using ur pregnancy to cover up the fact that u're really really really fat..')
• Extreme narcissism (eg: Refusal to take photo with taller people, claims they make him look short)
• Extreme delusion of self reference (eg: Swimmers have nice bod. I swam twice last September. I have a nice bod)
• Extreme overusage of the word 'bitch' (source overload, refer to every sentence used by the accused)
• Extreme pro-slavery (eg: 'Hey indian boy in tattered clothes. I'll gv u 50 rps [Rm3.80] for u to carry my luggages up to my room. Oh, and my room's on the 12th floor. Oh, and the lift is broken. And Oh, i'll race u there.)
• Extreme cuteness, or so he says (eg: *fingers in mouth, puppy eyes*)

How does the defendent plea?

Aaron Ng: Guilty =(

*When in jail, Don't drop the soap*

So racist it's funny~

Remember when some time back i said i was a racist? Haha. i still am dun worry.

Before u say being a racist is bad.. or i'm shallow. Hear me out..

Has anyone insulted ur race? Has anyone stereotyped ur race? Say, all chinese have small eyes or all indians are black? I'm sure u've heard it more than once in ur life.. And there's only 1 reason if u feel offended, cause it's true. I mean, how silly it is, if i were to say, Indians have small eyes (oh we noe their eyes are so big, that when they sleep, their eye lids can only close half of it) or Chinese are black (With exception to Louis Khoo).

I think many a times we're told not to talk bad about other races because thats not nice.. But i'm very racist when it comes to certain inate attitudes certain races have. Like we know the chinese community is fcuked up over money. And hence we're naturally good at math. Cuz since young, our parents have groom us to be ultimate money making machines. And also, all our chinese new year songs have the word 'Prosperity, Money or Ang Pow' in it. We can't help it.. It's in our blood.

We all know every single chinese drama on TVB have fueds about family fighting over properties and wills. We all know the moments someone says this specific plant or fish (Flower Horn remember) brings wealth.. Every single chinese house have that freaking forehead tumour fish. Wat a fugly fish =.= We're calculative to the smallest minute cent.

Don't believe? Ever seen a chinese family going to a buffet? They'd skip the salad bar and ur mum would have probably told u 'Dun eat rice la ahboy, eat more meat. Go take the prawns, mummy pay edi de. Go take more. Aiyo.. why u take bread, at home got Gardenia d..' Ohh u know it's true. If u're a chinese, have u actually bought like.. plastic bags?? Or u're scratching ur head going 'They sell plastic bags??' U probly wouldn't know because ur house probably has a drawer made exclusively for Tesco plastic bags...

I'm not saying being thrifty is bad. In fact u'll save alot.. But it's the petty attitude that chinese have when it comes to paying a little extra for something. It's the big fuss they make when someone else gets a slight monetary benefit. It's the denial that in the end.. We love money so much, we lose our dignity and pride.

I'm not saying every single chinese out there are like that or only chinese are like that for the matter of fact.. And like i said in the start, the only reason u terasa, it's because u're one of it. And being ignorant, calling someone racist for pointing out and obvious stereotype flaw, is just pitiful. And instead of being mad whenever someone tells u where u went wrong. Think about, no, really think about it.. Try to better urself so u wont fall into the typical behaviours.

Phew~ It was nice getting it out of my chest. Those who knows me well, will actually know, i talk about this very often. Like typical stereotypical behaviours.. It's fun~ And yes, i'm a racist, and yes i'm a chinese. I'm a racist with a mission. I'm gonna write a chinese new year song, about spending time with family over mahjong. And it's gonna b huge.

America's Next, Top, Idol~

Was watching American Idol Auditions.. And then as usual, there were some hilarious crap out thr.. One of it that caught my attention was this. So i cut it out and uploaded it onto Youtube =) Enjoy ^^

9 and Counting~

I'll be leaving Manipal on the 12th.. And well, this journey was indeed a roller coaster ride with many ups and many down. And I wanna share wit u guys some of my stories..

Fact 1: Here's a fact that may shock most of u guys.. I think even those who lived wit me in this apartment might not know also ahhahaha. My ambition is not, i repeat, NOT to be a doctor.. =) And i noe most of u probably going 'If u dunwan to be a Dr, u shud quit.. dun take the oppurtunity from someone else..' Hahaha.

Fact 2: I got JPA scholarship... but i rejected =) Also cuz my mum force me to apply, and all i did was sign the forms, she filled the rest. And i pass my interview... And got the letter, but i didn't want to go for the basic reason... Someone else may need the scholarship more than me (I was naive back then). And then I realise there's alot of people with scholarship who're not class toppers and i'm like geee.. i should have used the government's money. And then i realise.. Nah~ The government sucks shit... And then I realise, i made the right decision... I'm glad i continued my A levels in Taylor's College and I was right.. The government DOES suck shit.. =)

Fact 3: I'm a nerd! LOL! hahaha~ I mean.. I love exams.. I used too la.. I dun like to study, but i'm one of those who rly rly enjoys tests and exams.. i find it very fun.. And i'm not those who cry and throw a fit cuz my mark is 94 and the guy next to me got 95.. But i rly like taking exams.. Maybe cuz i wanted to be a teacher once =s AHAHA Betcha didn't noe tat!

Fact 4: I went for English tuition for SPM! LOLOL~ And I hated my English teacher because she say i'm a lousy christian for not going to church every Sunday. And I'll burn in hell. I guess I'll see her thr =) But the only reason i stayed for 2 years, is so my younger brother can go to her for classes for his SPM the following year.

Fact 5: I was a rly rly naughty kid growing up. I was =) And i'm rly good at it. I once ate a whole pack of chewing gum just to glue my frens chair on his table. It was hilarious =) I even exchange my fren's drinking water wit vinegar.. And when he rushed for a drink after Pendidikan Jasmani... Hehe u'd figure the rest. I was an outlaw~ Roar!

Roar! I'm ur wolfie~ =)

*Eshtu Dina? Ombathu bitches!!*

A Different Kind Of Jam

Hahaha long long time ago... They had this Jamming Party. And no, it has nothing to do wit every 5pm in KL, whr ur cars bumper to bumper. And no, it has nothing to do with peanut butter and a slice of bread.. It was a Jam wit guitars, drums, keyboards and ppl singing to Kings of Leon and Taylor Swift. =)
And cuz i'm too shy to sing and sound like bad American idol audition, and also cuz there's no alcohol to make me fruity enuff to do so =) But i did wat i do best.. Camwhore and make ugly pix =) Loves!! We were head banging in no time to someone singing Avril Lavigne's 'I'm With You'... Yeah~ Damn rock kan? LOL!
Kekeke this 3 ppl shoudn't be put together.. Muaahhaha for undisclosable reasons. And that involves ISA =p Muahahahah~ The most muhibah group going at each others races =)Hahaha~
My fave photog ^^ I'm gonna miss u lots wafa! but cant wait for u to b in Melaka too =) And yes, this pic shows more love than we actually have =p hahahahahahah. Aren't u guys jealous? LOL! and yes~ I'm huggable for a photo =p

*PB & J*

P!nk @ Grammy's 2010

The Goddess herself took Grammy 2010, and stuffed it up every single one's ass last night. Talk about showing them how it's done! Haha =) And yes, i'm bias~ Hahaha. but this is truly a brilliant performance~ Even celebs think so!

@KimKardashian WOW! Pink is so stunning! Her body is flawless! WOW Best performance of the night!

@maryjblige Man Pink!! What an Amazing Performance!!!

@katyperry @Pink you were the most inspiring woman tonight! The one with the MOST heart!

@kelly_clarkson It's official....the age of lip-sync is over. If P!nk can sing live, upside down, spinning/flying through the air then there are no excuses

@PerezHilton Pink! Pink! Pink! Yes. Yes. Yes. Wow! Wow! Wow!

*Have u ever, asked yourself,
Will it ever get better than tonight?*

When Bitch Meet Beach~ Finale.

The last post dedicated to my Goa trip. Which was without a doubt, Legend~ wait for it~ Dary~ (argh too much How I Met Your Mother)
Goa's famous for their long stretched beach.. If u'd watch the Bourne movies, one of it was filmed partially in Baga beach.. The very beach we were in =) Awesome right? Was super fun la~ we went banana boating, and this bumper boat thingy.. Which omg =.= I got duno how many whiplashes ...

At night, the whole of Goa is lit up in neon lights with diff things going on. Of course the clubs in Goa are rly famous, and they have this rule whr a guy can only enter if accompanied by a girl =.= And we got 2 girls 3 boys.. SO we kurang 1 girl.. Cna't enter. And the entrance is surrounded by Indian guys, and whenever a girl passes by, everyone rush to her to ask her to bring them in. LOL! damn funny~
We went to Fort Aguada.. which was one of the Portugese thingy.. I dun rly noe the history.. But it was a huge place.. And filled wit ppl, and super hot =.= And we, being chinese, and lame.. =.= Have to tk lame shots.. Like me jumping down this platform.. Besides the fact my legs look long, this is a fugly pic =.=
Hahah i think this our only group pic.. Whr the 5 of us masuk =.= Kekekek~

Vroom~ Hahaha did i tell u, i like to membonceng.. And also cuz i dunno how to ride a bike.. But i rly like to membonceng =) Kekek~ Vrooom~ If we did this in Malaysia, confirm kena catch.. dahle 3 ppl, tak pakai helmet plak tu~
We took a train back.. hehehe. It was a bunk train. Mine was the toppest bunk =.= Inches from the roof But still, i guess i was too tired, so i just slept off easily~ heheheh =) Super fun ^_^

*Great way to end my Indian adventure*

When Bitch Meets Beach~ II

We spent a big portion of our time in Goa eating. Hahaha Yes we do! Cuz the food is 100X better than that in Manipal. And the fact that they serve pork, beef and alcoholic food.. Hmmmm.. =) But of course, i v kesian Sherry and Rifan la.. Cuz they can't eat most of the things, cuz tak halal. But they eat seafood ma =p Kekeke.
We went to Britto's, an old favourite.. The food didn't disappoint.. And oh~ The tiramisu is... delish~ *mouth waters* Here's a tiramisu, if taken another slice extra would probly make u fail ur breath test..
The beach bars were also awesome.. Also cuz at night right, the beach is freezing cold.. Hahaha. And here we have 5 Malaysians, shivering to our bones, sipping on Mojitos and shisha-ing.. And of course every once in awhile, this random dude comes up to u and spits fire =.= And juggles burning vodka bottles.. Sombody call 911...for real~
We went to Infantaria.. this rly rly famous place in Calangute was crowded.. And we set for more than half an hour.. and the waiter refused to take our order =.= I wanted the roast Ox tongue damnit!! Hahaha.. And so to kill time, me and Rifan hogged Sherry's Iphone playing air hockey.. til no battery.. Then kena marah =(
Infantaria was being a bitch.. and we were so annoyed.. so we left and went to the beach itself and had our late lunch in Souza D'Lobo. So glam right the name.. And oh m g~ If u're in Goa, and u wan a quick meal.. This is the place. Within 20 minutes, we got our order and our food in front of us. And it was pretty alright too! ^_^
My fave meal was a brunch we had in Bisque. We actually wanted to go to this German Cafe, but it closes on Tues.. =.= Of all days right? HAhaha. but this place was Better! And of course super mahal la.. I had erm, a Tagliatelle with shrimps and pancetta.. Soooo good!! And i orderd a sideline of Olive oil and basil prawns. And a milkshake.. And the bill came out to be 700rps.. hahaha Tats like 60 bucks. But still~ it was rly rly delish lor~ =)

We went to this erm 'Full English' place for breakfast.. And to their credit.. All their customers were english.. Except for the 5 of us.. =.= And when we laugh 'Muahahah AKKAKAKAKAak' those english laugh 'Hahaha' I mean, like... they rly laugh Ha, Ha, Ha. Like~ it's rly pronounced Ha Ha Ha.. Wat the hell??? Pffft~ Stupid English people acting all superior and enounciating when they laugh~ Pffft~
We travelled very far la.. By foot and by bike.. And so, everytime we stopped for a drink .. and to rest.. Everyone kinda K.O. So tired mah. And i cant help it la.. But to kacau Seeteng ^_^ Hahaha. So fun~ It's hard to get people who just gets me.. And tolerate my craziness.
Haha. pretending to enjoy our sour ice lemon tea.. And as someone would say 'Damnit! why got pudina in my tea.. stupid indians!' And yes hun~ That's me.. and i'm a racist deal with it~


p/s: Oh ya.. I had this talk wit Kristin, and we decided to go all out on being racist. That's the only way i see, to make all the race realise, being racist is actually funny. And it shouldn't be a taboo. Dumbasses~

*Food makes u fat,
Unless u're already fat*

When Bitch Meets Beach~ I

Well, for those who didn't know, I went to Goa last weekend, wit some buddies and it was KICK ASS!! hahaha. the 5 of us took a bus thr. Surprisingly, it was a very smooth trip thr.. Besides the fact tat i have to pee at a haunted secluded toilet, it was alright =)
Goa is erm, a portugese influences beach area. So there's lotsa tourist and us also being tourist.. and ppl keep calling me 'Korea' =.= Sarang-hei-ur-ass-yo~ And there's also alot of tibetan/nepalese tents, whr they sell those vintage looking brooches and pendants. But so damn mahal =s

Here's whr we stay.. The most beautiful Villa available in Goa, cuz, they have to accomodate me.. And my frens tot i only layan diva accomodation.. LOL! nolar =.= we stay in a ciplak place.. But when we sesat, we enter into this taman, whr the chalets all so lawa!DAMN! I was trying my best not to act all bimbotic and go 'OMG~~ Ranjit (my imaginery indian slave)! pack my stuff and move it here asap! And make sure u put Booboo (my imaginary pet monkey) into the good bag this time'
and of course.. when traveling as a group.. We have to do some lala pose. If not ppl will thought i lost the will to live.. =.= SO hahahaha must la do jumping shot.. and also cuz there's a small crowd forming watching us jump.. i dam malu d.. dowan la =(
Do u realise the number of ppl taking photos wit me decreases with time.. =.= Hahahahah~ I look so chunky in this top pic.. =.= ARGH!
And also in this pic.. my ass looks so big.. =.= Damn~ stupid angle~ ahahahaha Blame it on the angle~
Goa is, the sun, the beach, and the booze...
It's one of my fave place in India.. Or perhaps, the only place I've been too~ But it's gotta be worth something right.. i've been here 3 times.. And all 3 times were rly rly fun.. =)

*Everything's Beachier*

My Hump~

Taking my new pet Humpy for a walk.. =) And the best part is, buy 1 camel, u get free 2 Indian kids! And some may ask 'Hey! What on Earth do u need to Indian Kids for?' Hahaha, the possibilities are endless! But let's not get racist.. And by that, i'll make fun of it more, when I'm no longer in India (which is pretty soon! )

Haha why do i love this pic soo much.. Cuz.. hahaha i practically asked the camel dude, to let me walk his camel just for a photo =s Much love!!!

*My humps,
You can look it, but don't touch it*

Little Update~

Hahaha. I just got back from Goa last night. And it was a super super fun trip. I spent so damn much =.= Gosh.. Hhahaha. And we ate lotsa lotsa rly rly awesome food. Both authentic Goan and western. And of course, u can't find that here in Manipal. soooo. be jeles! Be very jealous! =p
This was last week, before heading to St. Mary's Island... Miya and I made doughnuts~ I insisted to make rly tiny one's. Just cause i'm troublesome.. =.=
I'd balance a fruit bowl on my head for a picture =.= Gosh.. Is thr anything i wouldn't do.. Oh wait.. there's alot.. Hahah=p But still~ oh and did i tell u.. I'm so so sun burnt =.=

*Applies whitening cream*